Dear Lakers,

We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Love,

Christine

Dear Lakers,

Your journey back to another CHAMPIONSHIP begins tonight with your 1st pre-season game against the Warriors. Yeah, it's only pre-season but you're the champs...all eyes are on you. There are some real interesting factors I'll be looking forward to watching this season: RonRon in LA, Trevor in Houston, Shaq in Cleveland, Boston sucking more, & our road to defending our title. Oh yeah, and we're still the best team in the league.

Love,

Christine

Dear Lakers,

Well, Dear Lamar (first),
Congratulations on your wedding to Khloe. I actually like that sassy, outspoken, uninhibited girl, so I hope you two last. And I hope our streak as Champions also lasts.

Back to the Lakers...

I saw some of your Media Day pictures and just about died in excitement for the season to start. And you know, I'll admit...Ron looks pretty good in Forum Blue & Gold.

Love,

Christine

Dear Lamar,

Welcome back.

Love,
Christine

Dear Lamar,

I don't know what you're waiting for to sign. Nobody wants to leave the team they just won a Championship with, right? So stop frontin'. You don't want to end up like Trevor now do you?! ...Or maybe you were just waiting on a letter from me like my dear friend Kenny said. :) See you in Forum Blue & Gold in the fall. ;)

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

My mind's been a whirlwind of free agent rumors, and although my version of the ideal 09-10 season seems to be fading ever so swiftly into the purple horizon, I am a LAKER fan before I am a fan of any single player. So if it really is true...welcome to LA, Ron.

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

WE DID IT. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Love,
Christine


PS. What am I supposed to do until November?

Dear Lakers,

Fatigue has drained my mind of any and all wit, but all I'll say is this: McDonald's once asked, "do you believe in Magic?"...well, we all know that Magic isn't real. And the only Magic that matters is a Laker. What IS real, however, was the smile on DFish's face late in the game that said it all. Helloooo Mr. 0.4! And helloooo 48 min. closer to our 15th NBA Championship. Congrats, all Laker fans!

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

Well, at least we can now call it a series. It's the Finals, it's not supposed to be easy. And hey, they had to shoot the best shooting percentage in Finals history in order to only beat you by 4. Ain't no thang.

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

Lately, I'm too broke for pretty much everything. Today is my best friend Althea's birthday, and since I can't really afford to shower her with gifts, I'm asking for a win tonight as my present to her. True, she couldn't give a sh!t about basketball, but as my best friend, she's happy if I'm happy. And if you make it 3-0 tonight, I'll be VERY happy...thus, making her happy. Thanks!

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

My liver received a beating last night thanks to the OT win. But, for the sake of a Championship, I'm willing to sacrifice body parts. Keep 'em coming!

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

The sassier version of the starting 5:

LAKER LADIES STARTING 5:

Name: Kym
Alias: Bizzznar
Twitter: www.twitter.com/bizzznar
DOB: 5/7
Height: About right
Weight: N/A
Graduated from: University of California, Irvine
Favorite Laker: Nick Van Exel
Least Favorite Laker: Kwame Brown

Name: Veronica
Alias: Rocks

Twitter: www.twitter.com/verocksnica
DOB: 2/3

Height: Above average for an Asian girl
Weight: N/A
Graduated from: San Francisco State University
Favorite Laker: Magic Johnson
Least Favorite Laker: Kwame Brown

Name: Joanna
Alias: Jo

Twitter: www.twitter.com/goshjoanna
DOB: 11/17
Height: Above average for an Asian girl
Weight: N/A
Graduated from: University of California, Irvine
Favorite Laker: Kobe Bryant
Least Favorite Laker: Chris Mihm

Name: Samantha
Alias: SoSuperSam

Twitter: www.twitter.com/sosupersam
DOB: 9/13
Height: Shawty
Weight: N/A
Graduated from: University of California, San Diego
Favorite Laker: Chick Hearn
Least Favorite Laker: Elden Campbell

Name: Christine
Alias: Christank

Twitter: www.twitter.com/christank
DOB: 1/14
Height: Shawty
Weight: N/A
Graduated from: University of California, Irvine
Favorite Laker: Big Game James
Least Favorite Laker: Kwame Brown

Birthdays are included in the stats above, so if you would like to gift these women with Laker paraphenalia, Laker game tickets, or simply want to send them Laker related encouragements via blog or Twitter, please feel free to do so.

And *ahem*. GO LAKERS!!!

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

Happy 30th BERTHday!!!

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

Uhhh, just win today. Thanks.

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

Nobody wants to see a Magic/Thuggets final. So do yourself and all NBA fans a favor. I appreciate it.

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

Today's practice agenda: freethrows, rebounds, defense, FREETHROWS, REBOUNDS, DEFENSE, and a speech on having HEART to cap it off.

Love,
Christine

Dear Kobe,

I didn't appreciate my decoy (that girl Vanessa) standing in the tunnel, waiting for you like a puppy dog the very moment the game ended. It was tacky, and a poor PR stunt to validate our relationship in the public eye. Please do not undermine our relationship like that again.

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

7 more.

Love, Christine

Dear Sunday's Lakers,

I get more anxious each minute game time gets closer in anticipation of seeing you tonight!
Let's shush the doubters and everyone else supporting the Donever Thuggets.

Love,
Christine


("thugget" credit to Brent)

Dear Lakers,

Thanks to the last series, I no longer like rollercoaster rides. I hope our Sunday team shows up tonight, we've got business to handle!

Love,
Christine