Dear Lakers

Dear Lakers,

Do you remember June 2008? Did you hear Ron Artest's statement last wk about how the loss last yr against the Celtics wasn't about basketball, but that they (the Celts) "took [your] manhood" from you? Do you want this or not? Because the Rockettes are lookin like they do. Don't make this harder on yourself than necessary. Please.

Love,
Christine