Dear Lakers,

Happy 30th BERTHday!!!

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

Uhhh, just win today. Thanks.

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

Nobody wants to see a Magic/Thuggets final. So do yourself and all NBA fans a favor. I appreciate it.

Love,
Christine

Dear Lakers,

Today's practice agenda: freethrows, rebounds, defense, FREETHROWS, REBOUNDS, DEFENSE, and a speech on having HEART to cap it off.

Love,
Christine

Dear Kobe,

I didn't appreciate my decoy (that girl Vanessa) standing in the tunnel, waiting for you like a puppy dog the very moment the game ended. It was tacky, and a poor PR stunt to validate our relationship in the public eye. Please do not undermine our relationship like that again.

Love,
Christine